When your cat puts things in it’s mouth that it SHOULDN’T have in it’s mouth

kryptaria:

marielikestodraw:

daunt:

And you’re like:

SPIT THAT SHIT OUT, GOD DAMN IT

And they’re like:

And then swallow it. 

I can’t-

God damn it.

Cats.  Wtf. 

This is the most amazing thing ever. I’m imagining badass Karl Urban vs cat now. Can we kickstart this as well?

ITS.

It’s = it is.

ITS.

Karl Urban hates bad grammar.

Oh lawd, grammar police!  I suck.

What’s my fine, officer??