When your cat puts things in it’s mouth that it SHOULDN’T have in it’s mouth
And you’re like:
SPIT THAT SHIT OUT, GOD DAMN IT
And they’re like:
And then swallow it.
I can’t-
God damn it.
Cats. Wtf.
This is the most amazing thing ever. I’m imagining badass Karl Urban vs cat now. Can we kickstart this as well?
ITS.
It’s = it is.
ITS.
Karl Urban hates bad grammar.
Oh lawd, grammar police! I suck.
What’s my fine, officer??

