I just want a fifty thousand word fic where Derek is sworn to protect Stiles or whatever and would rather take a relaxing soak in BOILING OIL than admit he likes it.

lazulisong:

Like I don’t know a fantasy au where werewolves and mages are partnered up because of reasons and Derek is like THIS IS THE ONE PERSON FOR ME I WANT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF and it’s all very broody and Stiles is like please stop being a creep maybe we can get new partners stop being mad I NEED AN ADULT.

Then things happen and they almost die for each other and hey! THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.

Maybe this could be quasi -slave fic where Derek has to be bonded to a mage but doesn’t have to like it. Maybe I am slowly talking myself into this. Maybe *I* need an adult.

It could be like a medieval Sentinel AU! ….I’m going to go find some cough syrup and overdose myself now.

I’m just sitting here HOPING YOU TALK YOURSELF INTO THIS. PLEASE.

MY SPACE BOYFRIEND ADVENTURE THAT IS CLEARLY NOT ALL THAT ORIGINAL

akitron:

whatevskies bro

okay but srsly you guys srsly.

It’s like best friends who are in love and then like 10 pages of deaged wooing and possibly light fluffy smut and then they grow back to their age and it’s awkward but they are in love and then! And then go on SPACE BOYFRIEND ADVENTURES.

and live happily ever after.

THIS COULD BE A REALLY GREAT SHORT COMIC YDEK