I just want a fifty thousand word fic where Derek is sworn to protect Stiles or whatever and would rather take a relaxing soak in BOILING OIL than admit he likes it.

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Like I don’t know a fantasy au where werewolves and mages are partnered up because of reasons and Derek is like THIS IS THE ONE PERSON FOR ME I WANT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF and it’s all very broody and Stiles is like please stop being a creep maybe we can get new partners stop being mad I NEED AN ADULT.

Then things happen and they almost die for each other and hey! THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.

Maybe this could be quasi -slave fic where Derek has to be bonded to a mage but doesn’t have to like it. Maybe I am slowly talking myself into this. Maybe *I* need an adult.

It could be like a medieval Sentinel AU! ….I’m going to go find some cough syrup and overdose myself now.

I’m just sitting here HOPING YOU TALK YOURSELF INTO THIS. PLEASE.