the theme song for literally everyone of this piece of shit site
Stiles is the BAT-MAN.
wow i hope that doesn’t mean both his parents are dead
r u jeff davis because i recognize this sadism
look at the kittens
these are turtles
*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*
prayer circle for tonights episode
WHO DIDNT PRAY
Derek’s fault probably
i’m an atheist
Ladies and gentlemen, good news!
Mayor Pamela WinchellCreator Jeff Davis called a press conferenceQ&A moments ago, declaring an end to our dog pack terrorquestions about plot holes! The mayorJeff Davis announced that the dogsplot holes were not actually dogsplot holes, just some plastic bags caught in the breezereally clever storytelling that people mistook for wild dogsbad storytelling. “There are no wild dogsplot holes in Night ValeTeen Wolf,” he said. “And if there were, they’d be sweet little dogs with big, meaningless eyes and tongues like flypaper!silly things like continuity errors, sexist tropes, and not even really knowing how old any of our characters are.”
JournalistsFans asked about the aftermath of this morning’s dog pack related crimes and injuriesnumerous documented issues with the show. The mayorJeff Davis responded with a hollow stare. S-He promptly shook the podium off its base and whispered through gritted teeth, "Plastic. Bags. Plaaastic. Baaaaags."“Excellent storytelling. Excellent story telliiiiiiiing.” The sheriff’sMTV’s secret police then ethically kettled the pool of reportersfangirls, gently coercing them with pepper spray. Most were taken away peacefully, in handcuffs and black hoods.
…Thank goodness it was all a misunderstanding!
Isaac ‘always looking better than you’ Lahey
(for whoever requested thrift shop)
I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.
MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS
I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT
the best part is that he would fucking love it
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY A CHARACTER
HE COULD JUST BE HIMSELF
SO PISSED OFF ABOUT VAMPIRES THAT HE STARTS HUNTING THEM FOR REAL
This is the only time I will ever reblog something like this. But come ON!
Guys, I just….Look the petition already has 23k signatures.
Teen Wolf banter.
I AM ACTUALLY NOT OK