NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: BEAUTY TIPS FOR THE INCAPACITATED
You know when everything is horrible? Haha, me too. Today I was lying in bed, eating Lime Tostitos for breakfast because who cares, and I thought, “I should leave my apartment today.” And then I thought, “I’m not going to do that.” “Okay, then just do something,” I suggested. “Let’s put a bunch of stuff on our face and body. Stuff that’s not just the same regular filth you’ve been wallowing in for two days.” “But like, on a cosmic scale, there’s no point,” I pointed out. “Sound and fury, told by an idiot, signifying nothing.” “Sure,” I conceded, “but what if we look a little prettier while we sink slowly into the black mud of mortality from the feet up?” “Ugh, fine,” I said.
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