I Do It All For You [Star Trek XI, Kirk/McCoy, NC-17]

canistakahari:

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Title: I Do It All For You (7007 words)
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Author: canistakahari, affectingly, seanchaidh
Artist: daunt
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Summary: It’s supposed to be a routine mission. Have a dinner, negotiate a trading agreement, then point the Enterprise at the second star to the right and straight on till morning. It doesn’t happen that way. 

Warning: This story has been tagged as noncon to make it easier for people to steer clear of it. The content includes dubious consent and coercion. Aliens made them do it, guys! There are more detailed notes available if you click the ao3 link.

I DREW STUFF FOR THE START OF THIS!  Heed the warnings guys, please be careful if it’s not what you normally read. :D

canistakahari:

Look at me, doing art for my own dumb fic. Bones, playing Slender under the blankets. IDEK.When Jim gets back from class that night, Bones is sitting in the dark, cocooned on his bed, blanket pulled up over his head like a hood. He’s wearing a headset and his PADD is propped up in his lap, fingers wrapped white-knuckled around his stylus. The only light in the room is coming from the PADD’s screen, casting an eerie glow over his face.

It’s cute because she says her fic is dumb when her writing is some of my favorites in existence McKirk fandom (or like, ever, in every fandom, I mean seriously)
Like seriously her Bones voice is so perfect and her fics are SO HILARIOUS. AND WONDERFUL. AND JUST- *SIGH*
also she can draw so like…whatever, she’s a double threat IDK MAN

canistakahari:

Look at me, doing art for my own dumb fic. Bones, playing Slender under the blankets. IDEK.

When Jim gets back from class that night, Bones is sitting in the dark, cocooned on his bed, blanket pulled up over his head like a hood. He’s wearing a headset and his PADD is propped up in his lap, fingers wrapped white-knuckled around his stylus. The only light in the room is coming from the PADD’s screen, casting an eerie glow over his face.

It’s cute because she says her fic is dumb when her writing is some of my favorites in existence McKirk fandom (or like, ever, in every fandom, I mean seriously)

Like seriously her Bones voice is so perfect and her fics are SO HILARIOUS. AND WONDERFUL. AND JUST- *SIGH*

also she can draw so like…whatever, she’s a double threat IDK MAN

the great outdoors:

gyzym:

amazonpoodle: if you ever get around to it, the fifth star trek movie has jim, bones and spock going camping together on shore leave

gyzym: SHRIEK

amazonpoodle: jim and bones try to teach spock to sing “row row row your boat” around the campfire

amazonpoodle: spock has done research into camping traditions and therefore comes prepared with marshmallows

amazonpoodle: not even kidding

gyzym: oh. my god.

amazonpoodle: I KNOW, when i was watching it i was like AM I HALLUCINATING

gyzym: things that so need to be rewritten with uhura

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(via radiophile)

canistakahari:

affectingly:


SHOULDER FRECKLES

#karl urban #SHOULDER FRECKLES #bones just never gets enough sun to freckle #until Jim convinces him to go to the beach #during the first summer at the academy #and they just laze around on the beach for a week #and like two days in #bones is half asleep on a towel #face down #and Jim just #sits on his ass #and presses his palms into the hot skin of bones’s shoulders #and he’s all wet from the sea #and bones jerks and curses at him #but Jim ignores him #and kisses his way across the broad expanse of his shoulders #following each constellation of freckles #and bones goes all quiet #and Jim tells him he’s ridiculously perfect #and they don’t fuck on the towel because sand #but they definitely fuck in their room that night #for the first time #Jim tracing dot to dot lines over Bones’s skin #across the bridge of his nose #and the flush of his cheeks #just a hint of a burn #and they sleep all curled up #bones’s broad back to jim’s chest #yup (tags via canistakahari)
OH GOD THIS FILLS MY HEART WITH GLADNESS. FRECKLESSSS. JIM AND BONESSSS. UGH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

Fuck it, I’m actually going to write this as a fic. Maybe it will be my Kirk/McCoy comeback idek

ugh this is perfect ahhhhh

canistakahari:

affectingly:

SHOULDER FRECKLES

#karl urban #SHOULDER FRECKLES #bones just never gets enough sun to freckle #until Jim convinces him to go to the beach #during the first summer at the academy #and they just laze around on the beach for a week #and like two days in #bones is half asleep on a towel #face down #and Jim just #sits on his ass #and presses his palms into the hot skin of bones’s shoulders #and he’s all wet from the sea #and bones jerks and curses at him #but Jim ignores him #and kisses his way across the broad expanse of his shoulders #following each constellation of freckles #and bones goes all quiet #and Jim tells him he’s ridiculously perfect #and they don’t fuck on the towel because sand #but they definitely fuck in their room that night #for the first time #Jim tracing dot to dot lines over Bones’s skin #across the bridge of his nose #and the flush of his cheeks #just a hint of a burn #and they sleep all curled up #bones’s broad back to jim’s chest #yup (tags via canistakahari)

OH GOD THIS FILLS MY HEART WITH GLADNESS. FRECKLESSSS. JIM AND BONESSSS. UGH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

Fuck it, I’m actually going to write this as a fic. Maybe it will be my Kirk/McCoy comeback idek

ugh this is perfect ahhhhh

canistakahari’s kirk/mccoy rec list

canistakahari:


Hello friends! I have finally pulled my delicious bookmarks into order and constructed a Kirk/McCoy rec list. I JUST LOVE MY SPACE MARRIED BFF BOYFRIENDS SO FUCKING MUCH and I want to share my favourite stories with you! They are divided into Academy-era, Enterprise-era, Mirrorverse, AUs, and Threesome fics. 

Please mind the author warnings when following links!  Enjoy. :D

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YESSSSS

amazonpoodle:

It’s just that I would like to read all the stories in the world about deeply fucked-up Jim Kirk and Bones his almost-as-fucked-up best friend and how they’re super codependent and there’s a lot of accidental dating or possibly non-exclusive sex even though they do like each other pretty much exclusively and each one being the other one’s touchstone and both of them categorically refuse to leave the planet without the other and then true love forever and ever amen

canistakahari:

swingsetindecember:

daunt replied to your post: daunt replied to your post: i notice trends and…

you don’t even know how happy I get seeing all of the people I loved from Star Trek fandom over here and proclaiming their love for Jim/Bones, too. SO HAPPY. I need to finish my Jim/Bones comic, I feel all energized now. :D

FOREVER ON THIS SHIP, IT’S EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KIRK/MCCOY FOREVER OTP

OMG LET ME LOVE YOU ALL

canistakahari:

canistakahari:

totallyshameless:

“You are so bossy.”  Some random McKirk I livestreamed a while ago.  I cleaned it up a bit but I think this is as finished as it will get, forgive the scrawl. ANYWAYS. UGH I LOVE THEM. 8|

As far as Jim  is concerned, when it comes to sex, clothes are basically just an inconvenient but easily defeated series of obstacles. As long as they’re not impeding access to Leonard’s ass or dick or maybe his nipples, then honestly, Jim doesn’t care to what extent they’re removed. 
It means that situations like this happen more often than not, with Leonard pinned flat to the floor with his shirt around his neck and his pants tugged down around his thighs. 
“How romantic,” mutters Leonard. 
“What?” huffs Jim, a laugh in his voice. 
“Gonna have carpet-burn on my face.”
Apparently Jim’s solution to this is simply winding his fingers into Leonard’s hair and tugging his head up. The edging-on-desperate whine Leonard makes in response is whole-heartedly embarrassing.
“You just gonna lie on top of me all night?” he demands, his cheeks burning. “‘Cause I could just lie in bed with stuff piled on top of me and achieve the same effect.”
“Patience,” says Jim. He slips an arm down to hug Leonard around the chest, bringing their bodies flush in a snug grip. “You lack it.”
“Your face,” snaps Leonard. “Dangerously close to my elbow.”

I don’t mean to pimp myself or whevs but I’m drunk and don’t actively give a shit, so: I actually wrote a full-length fic for this eventually and it’s here.

Can we all just agree that I am a giant penis and neglected to direct you all to the GLORIOUS FANFIC canis wrote based on my art?  I am so sorry for not doing it sooner! After being such a diehard fan of her work this is like….fantasy land for me or something, ahhhhhh-Follow the link above!

canistakahari:

canistakahari:

totallyshameless:

“You are so bossy.”  Some random McKirk I livestreamed a while ago.  I cleaned it up a bit but I think this is as finished as it will get, forgive the scrawl. ANYWAYS. UGH I LOVE THEM. 8|

As far as Jim  is concerned, when it comes to sex, clothes are basically just an inconvenient but easily defeated series of obstacles. As long as they’re not impeding access to Leonard’s ass or dick or maybe his nipples, then honestly, Jim doesn’t care to what extent they’re removed. 

It means that situations like this happen more often than not, with Leonard pinned flat to the floor with his shirt around his neck and his pants tugged down around his thighs. 

“How romantic,” mutters Leonard. 

“What?” huffs Jim, a laugh in his voice. 

“Gonna have carpet-burn on my face.”

Apparently Jim’s solution to this is simply winding his fingers into Leonard’s hair and tugging his head up. The edging-on-desperate whine Leonard makes in response is whole-heartedly embarrassing.

“You just gonna lie on top of me all night?” he demands, his cheeks burning. “‘Cause I could just lie in bed with stuff piled on top of me and achieve the same effect.”

“Patience,” says Jim. He slips an arm down to hug Leonard around the chest, bringing their bodies flush in a snug grip. “You lack it.”

“Your face,” snaps Leonard. “Dangerously close to my elbow.”

I don’t mean to pimp myself or whevs but I’m drunk and don’t actively give a shit, so: I actually wrote a full-length fic for this eventually and it’s here.

Can we all just agree that I am a giant penis and neglected to direct you all to the GLORIOUS FANFIC canis wrote based on my art? I am so sorry for not doing it sooner!

After being such a diehard fan of her work this is like….fantasy land for me or something, ahhhhhh-

Follow the link above!