dear carrie, can i please have spiderman!stiles/mary-jane!scott with the upside down kiss in the rain?

peterhale

bleep0bleep:

"How did— how did you know where I live?" Scott asks, still breathless from their flight through town, zipping through buildings at a breakneck speed. They are hardly even wet, they had gone so fast it was like the rain didn’t have time to hit them.

Spiderman sets him down on his front porch, and Scott thinks the guy is smiling, but it’s hard to tell with the mask. 

"Everyone knows where you live, Scott," Spiderman says, climbing up to the porch roof.

"Wait— you know who I am?" Scott asks. 

Spiderman dangles from the top of the roof, arms flailing a bit, and Scott is suddenly struck with a similar memory, one where it’s his best friend instead upside down on his porch roof.

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freaoscanlin:

hsavinien:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

mondoshawan555:

Mercenaries (2014)

A diplomatic official is captured and imprisoned while touring a war zone, so a team of elite female commandos is assembled to infiltrate a women’s prison for a daring rescue.

Starring Kristanna Loken, Brigitte Nielsen, Vivica A. Fox, Cynthia Rothrock, Zoë Bell and Nicole Bilderback.

Everyone I know is going to watch this movie and hate themselves for it.

Oh yes please.

Sold.

(via fleete)

captain-snark:

I have this headcanon that the sheriff has had scott and stiles in the interrogation room many times. 

And a very vivid image of the sheriff pulling up to the station and getting out of the squad car. And by the look on his face passersby think he has some hardened criminals in the back, bank robbers, or murderers, or sociopathic dog nappers. 

And he opens the door and out tumbles a seven year old stiles, arms crossed not quite right over his chest, and looking very put out and then a contrite Scott after him, staring at the ground, floppy hair covering his eyes.

And he marches them into the station and makes them sit in the drunk tank until melissa comes to collect Scott. Probably puts them in interrogation at some point, and scott nervously fiddles with the empty bag of chips from the vending machine in the hall.

And the sheriff walks in and Stiles stands up and points and shouts “YOU’LL NEVER BREAK ME!” And Scott sucking in a deep breath from his inhaler and wailing “I broke the window!” And sighing in relief. 

(via rogerwilsons)

slytherinstilinski:

derek hale’s super sexy, very smooth mixtape (for getting it on)
→ “if u don’t think derek hale would sex u up in the most cheesy way possible idk what to tell u” dedicated to alex and carrie

"You know they didn’t actually stop making music after 2004."
"I’m aware."
"Why is this on a cassette tape? Who even has a tape player anymore?"
"Laura made me watch High Fidelity every month for an entire year and I picked up a few things.”

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