I want one.
I want one.
GOD DAMN IT NOW I LOST FIC CHICKEN WITH DAN
"There is an animal on your desk," says Dorian.
Leonard has other things to worry about than a weirdly judgy android who had apparently known his great great great grandmother’s first cousin once removed, and who still remembered him, and fondly at that; Leonard can’t imagine being remembered fondly by anybody other than Jim and Jim would never admit it anyway. Jim feels that if he admits to being actually fond of someone in any other way than smacking their shoulder or ass as they go by and making passive aggressive comments about how they’ll never get away from him now, evil villain laugh, the universe will take them away.
Leonard’s working on it. Leonard had a depressing realization not three nights ago that the person who was most likely to be his ally in dragging Jim kicking and screaming into the bright daylight world of semi-normal human relationships was the actual Vulcan, and he hates everything right now.
Anyway: the judging android staring at his desk, and the orange tabby blob spreading over most of his paper work.
"Oh, that’s just Fat Bill," he says indifferently. "Who isn’t allowed on my desk,” he adds pointedly. Fat Bill flicks one ear at him, waits thirty seconds while Leonard shuffles papers, sits up and presents Dorian with a terrifying view of his nethers as he gives himself a few cursory licks, stands up to stretch out and then finally incidentally jumps off the desk with a heavy thump about two seconds before Leonard’s hand actually reaches the water bottle.
"It’s a cat," breathes Dorian, as if he’s never seen a cat before, or at least a cat like Fat Bill, which Leonard supposes is fair. They ran a DNA sequence on him once and the lab sent back a report that said "Let us never speak of this again" and refused to process any more DNA samples for a week. "Why is there a cat on a starship? Wait," he says, and his face lights up with the thin blue lines that mean his processors are working double speed, "I see more cat hair. Black. And dog hair. You have animals on the ship?"
Fat Bill gives Dorian the unimpressed squint that Jim sometimes also gives people, looks up at Leonard and meows. Then he rubs his head against Leonard as a special mark of favor, and, to Leonard’s mild surprise, pauses to rub his flank companionably against Dorian’s calf and transfer gold tabby fur to Dorian’s impeccable black trouser leg before wandering out to cause chaos and despair elsewhere.
"Huh," says Leonard.
Dorian says, “That is a sign of affection from a cat, is it not?”
"Mostly," says Leonard. "Well — sure. For a cat."
Dorian smiles, and for a such a small and quiet expression, it’s almost blinding.
Guys, Lazulisong wrote a little Bones & Dorian Star Trek/Almost Human crossover. LOOK! Also FAT BILL one of my fav fictional cats! AND I TEARED UP A LITTLE BUT ANYWAYS.
Sketchy post-apocalyptic McCoy and Kirk for schwarzbrot, because we both have a thing for it- one of the first few topics we’ve talked about. Thanks for being so cool.
this was going to be cute then i kept going and it became creepy
Universal constant: Kirk leans stage right in the chair when he’s being a dick. Apparently the gradient of the lean is proportionate to the level of dickishness.
I like to think that this is a tell the bridge crew starts to recognize—Kirk thinks he’s so smooth but he doesn’t realize they can read him like he’s a Subaru due for a realignment.
"Careful today, guys; he’s practically planking across the armrests."
Alt Mirror Verse idea, where Kirk and Bones and some of the crew are rebels against the Empire.
Bonus picture: sometimes when you’re running from the Empire you just have to take a bath anywhere you can.
Lucy inspires me so much, guys, just look at how gorgeous this is~
"Think you can handle me, Kid?"
For Daunt who over a year ago drew some fantastic McKirk pieces like this. They kicked me back into Star Trek fandom and i’ve never been happier. Always wanted to draw her something, and well a year later *coughssoslowcoughs* I did.
Oh my god, oh my god—
OH MY GOD??
OH MY GOD ;~;
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL, I had no idea you did this, I am so embarrassed. It couldn’t have come at a better time, it really made my day. This is absolutely stunningly beautiful. :’) Thank you so much hun~
i’m so fucking done with these two
you’re such a hard act for me to follow (x)
because you know mccoy’s MD pretty much means he’s getting a single, and eventually jim’s going to be like, “that’s half mine,” even though what?
click-through to avoid unnecessary eyestrain
Jim’s a pretty much what is mine is mine, and what is yours is also mine kind of room mate. Number 9, pure class.
Stealth Hypos FTW aka Bones is a sneaky git.
GORGEOUS! I am always blown away by Loobee’s work! :D
Mirrorverse!AOS for whitelaws because FUCK YEAH MIRRORVERSE AOS
star trek au where everything is the same except spock says “fabulous” instead of “fascinating”